A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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What comes after 23? 24.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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