Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

You know whats better than 24? 25

30cm = 0,3meters

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Anti Joke

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