So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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Massie is a fatass

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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Gay republicans

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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A dog was barking at a tree

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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