- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Barack Obama plays basketball

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Whats the defination of cruelty

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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