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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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Covert trance, black Ops, and something I kinda made up myself. The first two are basically using suggestions without the victim being aware of it, that is how that famous bank robber that just asks nicely for all the cash and gets it succeeds. The other is tricking the "allmighty" subconcious and again, my own invention people claim its called "this and that", I know, because I coined most of the terms. Anyway, you put people into a deep state of trance, you tell them to take a step forward into the sea, and well, you actually led them down the top of a skyscraper or something fun... "Now... Suck on the lollipop I have between my, okay ill stop"

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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