What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

The Earth is a nice place to live.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

A midget walked under a bar.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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