- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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