- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

._____________________. Whale!

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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