- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

your mom

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Asians

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Ain't idn't a word.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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