- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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