Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

What's the deal with brown?

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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