- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Your mother is so fat.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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