What's a joke? Funny

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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taking out the trash... at night

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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