What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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