- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Logan's gay

I? Everett

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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