- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Why did? Yes

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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