- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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