a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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what's white and sticky semen

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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Rick Santorum 2012

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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