Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

why do asprins work? Because they're white

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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