- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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