- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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