Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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