roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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