why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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Women can vote? wtf

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Ron Paul for President!

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Happy Monday!

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soccer

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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how did the man die he didnt

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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