- Anti Joke

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.