- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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