- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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