? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Christianity

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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