What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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