what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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