- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

bologna

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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