- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

What's the deal with brown?

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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