- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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