A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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The game.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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