Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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My children are mistakes

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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My mom

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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