A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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It says so on your cap.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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