- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Dyslexics are teople poo

Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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