- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

My three children are three big mistakes.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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