- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Getting up for a black person on a buss

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

One time at band camp.............that's it........

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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