- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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