What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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