whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

women's rights, lol

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

Women's Rights

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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