- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

A man... walks.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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