- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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