- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Dyslexics have more nuf!

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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