- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

He walked in a bar

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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