Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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Dumb

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Where's my tractor?

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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