Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Your face

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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Kys

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Weed.

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A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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