- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

jibby jobby

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

It says so on your cap.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

What is the name of the car? What

women's rights

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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