Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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