What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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You idiot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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