Guess what? Holocaust

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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