- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

You know what's cool? Yep.

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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