- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

the economy.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

I regret everything.....

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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