- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

wanna here a joke? you.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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