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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

women's rights

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Nickelback.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

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