- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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