- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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