What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

hey hey apple

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

Your mother is average.

Do you love me? No.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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