Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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haha

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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