I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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Justin Bieber.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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