A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

the WNBA

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

President Donald Trump

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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