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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

CAVE JOHNSON.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Arrow in the Knee!

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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