- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

a seal walks into a club.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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