A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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Why did the chicken croos the road? He was battling severe depression at the time. His alcoholism was tearing his family apart, he was declining in job performance and his boss threatened to fire him several times. I guess at that point he just decided to end it all. It was horribly tragic, policemen knocking on the door of his wife's chicken roost and informing her of the bad news. As soon as she heard, she rushed to the scene, only to see his mangled body spread across the street, intestines falling out. They held a closed casket funeral. Formal, all black. It was raining by the time the casket was brought to the cemetery to be buried. She hasn't stopped crying since. His children ask her, where's dad, but all she can do is weep. Suicide is bad, kids

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Your adopted.....

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what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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