- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Im taking a shit right now.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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