- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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