- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Harry Chappell raped someone

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

what is 3+3= 8

Banana Hamock.

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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