Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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A dog was barking at a tree

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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