Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Why did the dog die? He was old

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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