- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

penis

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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