- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

black people

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

A seal walks into a club.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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