Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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Poop

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Your existance.

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