- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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