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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

Thats what she said

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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