Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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you gay?

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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