Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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