- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

emma: mat has a quick reaction time

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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